I was told I needed to voice myself on this thing, and this happens to be the only way I know how to...
Q: Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
A: They were sitting on the deck.
Q: When do you go on red and stop on green?
A: When you are eating watermelon.
Q: What's the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, all the tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Q: Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole in one.
Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Q: How do locomotives hear?
A: Through their engineers.
Hope you're laughing... -Marcus
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